No you may not have more! Well, ok you can have more.

I'm in Bejing. Bejing is... well... very western. I got here and for the first time in 2 months my hotel beds had sheets between me and the blanket. Also, walking down the street you see western fast food everywhere and all the stores carry name brand american rip-off that are spelled right (not like all of the "Colubia" sports wear I've seen). Today I had a sandwitch with mayonnaise and mustard. It was heavenly. In fact this is a good time to do a little raising of awareness about those in need.

Did you know that there is a mayonnaise shortage in Southern China which has reached almost epidemic purportions? At this very moment, there are 100s of millions of Chinese men, woman, and children eating bland fish sticks, dry sandwitches, and no cole slaw. Truly if you donate to any charity this year, please, send a jar of mayonnaise to any of the Southern Provinces in China. God Bless you.

Anyways, I'm going to wait to write about Bejing until I spend a couple more days hear so I'll leave you with some words of wisdom I gleamed from the written word, and the like, in China.

Hotels:
The Nuclear Power Hotel (I don't think I'll ever be staying here)
The Population Hotel (and it's in China. Yay! irony)
The Electricity and Hot Water Hotel (This one doesn't leave much to the imagination)

Shirts:
Color up yourself with R.H.B. (I have no idea what R.H.B. is)
If the gates locked jump the fence (Yay, dissent in China)
Save the animal kingdom (Apparently the whole kingdom needs saving now. I wish animals weren't so needy)
Stop Joking (In fact this is another serious subject I would like to talk to you about. Did you know that there were more than 40,000 Joking related deaths in the United States alone each year? Please, for the sake of all that is holy, stop joking.)

I hope your all doing well. I leave for Mongolia in 5-7days. By then, I will know wether I'm heading towards India or Russia.